sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

Sep 29 16:29 with 420,642 notes
You know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day.
― (via restoring-hope)

(Source: i-do-it-for-the-lesbians)


Sep 29 16:29 with 278,229 notes

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick)

Sep 29 16:28 with 141,983 notes
It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.
― Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

(Source: hannaaurora)


Sep 29 16:26 with 506,050 notes
I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via simply-quotes)

Sep 29 16:26 with 237,321 notes
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