You know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day.
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.
― Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)
I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via simply-quotes)